The city has grown but the number of public toilets haven’t…

Swacch Bharat will be a reality if we can first stop people from shitting along Mahim Matunga tracks ? @MCGM_BMC @RailMinIndia #mumbai

— Satish ?? (@bombaylives) September 29, 2015

Sexiest Moron!

When a child wants milk, the mother says, "wait, I have to WhatsApp": PM #ModiAtGooglepic.twitter.com/j4eMU6Nfi3 http://t.co/EZIiEPtBSI

— Times of India (@timesofindia) September 27, 2015

PR Minister of India!

"Abey ho gaya tera Internet-pinternet. Hutt bc, photo aane de" pic.twitter.com/0QRdCbTiV4

— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) September 28, 2015

Stay Tuned for #WCMumbai 2016!!

Mumbai and WordPress https://t.co/crIueeOPOI

— WordCamp Mumbai (@WCMumbai) September 24, 2015

Or may be their definition of missed calls include their unanswered calls…

Missed calls flood Western Railway's 1311 helpline number http://t.co/5PF4mHmuZs

— DNA (@dna) September 21, 2015

Even if we were to believe that it still doesn’t justify what she did.

Refugee kicked by Hungarian camerawoman was member of terror group, Kurdish party claims http://t.co/0Du0VF0L4E pic.twitter.com/249GBpGgt9

— RT (@RT_com) September 21, 2015

Remove everyone else, then who’ll complain about them being communal.

RSS: No need for secularism; flag should be turned saffron as tricolour injects communalism https://t.co/KdRQSEVP96 pic.twitter.com/mWQTfYpy35

— Reddit India (@redditindia) September 21, 2015

Phir hafta kaun collect karenga, tow truck kaun chalayenga. Ungli De rahe hai, hath mat pakdo

Why doesn't Mumbai Traffic Police manage traffic every day as they manage during Ganpati Visarjan ?

— Jayesh (@jayeshdewana12) September 18, 2015

It’s rainy really heavy this morning, may be it forgot to read the papers. Ganpati Bappa Morya!!

Weak rains leave Mumbai with just 211 days’ water stock http://t.co/pLiqAs3SlB

— TOI Mumbai (@TOIMumbai) September 17, 2015

But the language test should only include words like “Ho, Busa, Kuthe zanaar tumhi..”!!

New autorickshaw permits from Nov 1 to be issued to only those applicants who can speak Marathi: Maharashtra Transport Minister Diwakar Raot

— Press Trust of India (@PTI_News) September 15, 2015